I can't wait for more days that end like this:

I was ready...

I was ready to be hit with a tidal wave of new blog posts and a slight pang of guilt for not checking the Ignatius blogs in so long. That did not happen, so I hope you are all building fond memories with your respective dear ones and not just sleeping in until 2:00pm. At least wake up by noon, that's what I always say.

I'm trying to think of an interesting story, but my day did not really include anything especially amusing, so I'll make something up.

Well, my family finally realized that construction is going nowhere, so we had an architect look at what we've done so far and he said to build a water slide. That should be fun. We're going to name it the "The Slide of Doom Lest You Should Ever See the Light of Day Again!".

In other news, my cats keep talking about this new "Benjamin" guy in the neigborhood, but I just remind them that he was the cool cat way back when I was in middle school.

The funniest thing happened today, I was on my way to the market, you know... and guess what I saw!!! The Chinese Restaurant! It's on the way to the market! LOLOLOL!!!!!!